Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts

Sunday, December 6, 2009

NOT VEGAN

I AM SUCH A TERRIBLE VEGAN. GOAT CHEESE AND JELLO SHOTS MADE THIS DAY NOT VEGAN. THE JELLO SHOTS EVEN HAD WHIPPED CREAM. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE VEGAN WITH THAT?!!

I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN A VEGAN FOR 0 DAYS. I WENT VEGAN A WEEK AGO. MAN I SUCK.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Rainbows and Moonbeams


Oh yeah!!! I basically got a job offer today through a voicemail (?) but that's ok with me! I still have to give them my references but OH YEAH!!! Success!

Also WHAT'S UP DEMOCRATS!!! BARACK IS THE MESSIAH!! HE WILL SAVE US ALL!!! I was pretty sure that when he opened his mouth tonight at the DNC rainbows and moonbeams were going to come out but instead it was RAINBOWS AND MOONBEAMS OF HOPE?! I sure hope he can deliver because there are a lot of people who really believe that the man is going to save us all, myself included. So I guess I'm a member of the church of Barack. Let us pray.

I'm back in South Carolina. I'll try to post more now that things are actually happening.